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The Holy Grail

Post by RitsukaofLoveless on Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:25 pm

King Arthur and his trustworthy slave Patsy are traveling to find Knights of the round table to come back with him to Camelot.

King Arthur: Brave sir Knight, will you join me in my quest for knights of the round table?

Dark Knight: ...

KA: You make me sad. Alright then, carrry on.

KA & Patsy start to pass the knight when,

DK: None shall pass.

KA: What did yo-

DK: None shall pass!

KA: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but we must pass through this thicket!

DK: Then you shall die!

Violently slash at each other with swords until KA cuts the DK's arm off.

KA: Do you surrender?

DK: Tis but a scratch!

KA: A scratch! Your arm's off!

DK: No 'tisn't.

KA: Then whats that there on the ground?

DK: I've had worse.

KA: Liar!

DK: Bring it on, ya pansy!

More fighting until King Arthur cuts off the knight's other arm.

KA: This battle is won! (kneels to the ground and leans forehead to the handle of sword, praying until-

DK: (kicks KA over into the dirt) Get up, thew Dark Knight never gives up!

KA: You stupid bastard, you got no arms left!

DK: So what? (kicks repeatedly)

KA: You shall lose that leg!

DK: You cannot defeat-

KA: (slices one of DK's legs off)

DK: -me.

KA: Give up?

DK: (hops over to KA and head-butts) You can't defeat me!

KA: What're you gonna do, bleed on me?!

DK: I'm invincible!

KA: You're a looney! (cuts other leg off until DK's just a torso in the dirt)

DK: (screams at Patsy and King Arthur as they walk away, cleaning KA's sword) Come BACK here! I'll bite your legs off!!!

Patsy and King Arthur left to find their knights.

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by 2bAgen. on Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:01 pm

Haha


but a bit gross. Oh well.

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by HS7 on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:07 pm

*nods*

Gross... But interesting...

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by Dark Princess on Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:41 am

*hides a snicker*
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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by RitsukaofLoveless on Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:13 pm

*laughs*

This is my favorite movie of all time.

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by Hazel on Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:20 am

I've seen that movie haha, it's been awhile though Very Happy

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by Moonlite Knight on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:52 am

Wow, that was slightly creepy. I think I don't get it cause I never saw the movie. Neutral

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by AlphonseofFullMetalAlcham on Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:36 pm

It's just British humor. The movie was funnier.
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King Arthur and his knights, sir Robbin(the brave), sir Lancealot(the warrior), Sir Vladimir(the wise), and a few other knights I've forgotten about are climbing a mountain when they approach a bridge. It's guarded by the old man from scene 24 (lol) who has a long white beard and two blind blue eyes.

Sir Lancealot: (walks up to the old man) How can we pass over this bridge?

Old Man: To cross this bridge you see, you must answer these questions three.

SL: Ask away, I am not afraid.

OM: WHAT is your name?

SL: Sir Lancealot.

OM: WHAT is your quest?

SL: I seek the Holy Grail.

OM: WHAT - is your favorite color?

SL: Oh. Blue!

OM: You may pass.

SL: (walks over bridge and disappears)

Sir Robbin: Oh, this doesn't look so hard! (walks up to Old Man)

OM: To cross this bridge you see, you must answer these questions three.

SR: Ask away.

OM: WHAT is your name?

SR: Sir Robbin.

OM: WHAT is your quest?

SR: I seek the Holy Grail.

OM: WHAT - is the capital of Italy?

SR: (is shocked) Well, I don't know that!(is catapulted away screaming) AAAAAHHHHH aaaahhhhhh....!!

Sir Vladimir: (walks up to the Old Man) Bridge questions.

OM: To cross this bridge you see, you must answer these qu-

SV: Yes, yes, get on with it.

OM: ...WHAT is your name?

SV: Sir Vladimir.

OM: WHAT is your quest?

SV: I seek the Holy Grail.

OM: WHAT - is your favorite color?

SV: Red - no - blue! No - (is catapulted away screaming) AAAAHHHHHH aaaahhh...!

King Arthur: Oh, Damn it. (walks up to Old Man)

OM: To cross this bridge you see, you must answer these questions three.

KA: Ask. I am not afraid.

OM: WHAT is your name?

KA: King Arthur.

OM: WHAT is your quest?

KA: I seek the Holy Grail.

OM: WHAT - is the trijectory of a swallow during migration?

KA: Is it an African swallow, or a Euorpean swallow?

OM: ...Well, I don't know that! (is catapulted away screaming) AAAAAAAAhhhh aaahhhh...!!

KA: (KA and his knights(whatever's left of them) cross the bridge and disappear over the other side)
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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by RitsukaofLoveless on Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:41 pm

Haha I remember that part.

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by Dark Princess on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:42 am

*looks confused for a minute but then smiles*

I thing I fell asleep for that part.
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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by HS7 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:42 am

o.0

Funny. XD

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by RitsukaofLoveless on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:17 pm

lol

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by 2bAgen. on Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:24 pm

LOL!!!

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Post by xStarr_x3 on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:04 am

xD Those are funny.
Midevil movies, right?

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by RitsukaofLoveless on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:15 pm

Yup. Monty Python. In the end, they go into this big pointless battle and the police from modern England arrest them, because everything they did was real life! lol

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Re: The Holy Grail

Post by 2bAgen. on Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:24 pm

I haven't seen that.

It must have been so funny!

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