Artemis Fowl Gets Kidnapped

Artemis Fowl was in his study checking his bank account. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was Butler telling him that it was Holly. Artemis got up and went to the front door. When he opened the door, a dart came out of nowhere. Then he recalled seeing Butler’s eyes ragged. Butler hadd been mesmerized and he, Artemis Fowl, had been outsmarted! But by whom? Finally, he fell unconsious.



Artemis Fowl woke up with a headache. He looked around the room. It was pitch-black. “Where am I?”he said aloud.
Suddenly the lights came on. ” You are at my house Arty,” said a girl in jeans and a white shirt.



“Who are you and don’t call me Arty!”
“Don’t you remember me Arty? Remember back when we where 10? You had to move away and you said you would visit me in a few months? I waited for you for days. I was so sad. Then, when I finally decided that you weren’t going to visit me, I had to get revenge. I still can’t believe it worked!”
“Ihave a few questions to ask you,” said Artemis.
” Ask away.”
“Who are you? How do you know me? How did you fool me? How did you mesmerize Butler? Are you a fairy?”
“Arty, that isn’t a few questions! I am tired. I will answer your questions tomorrow.”
“WHAT! I HAVE TO STAY HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY?”
"Don’t shout. You know the answer to that question your self. Good night.” Then she walked out of the room leaving Artemis confused.

Before you say anything...

I wrote these when I was what? Eleven? I'm just copying and pasting this onto here, making a few corrrections.
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In the morning.

” Are you going to wake up or what?”
“Huh?”
“Don’t act dumb Artemis! That does not suit you!”she said with laughter.
“Why are you…. Oh.” Then Artemis started to blush furiously when he realized that she was laughing at him. He started to smooth his hair back.
“Do you want me to answer your questions or not?” she asked getting serious. “I am Candie. You were my friend when we were ten. I don’t know how I fooled you. I didn’t mesmerize Butler. And I am not a fairy. Is that good enough for you?” Artemis didn’t answer. ” Hello? Are you O.K?” Suddenly he roared and Candie jumpped back and ran to her room. Then she thought,” Hey, wait a minute. This is my house! How could he scare me?” Then she went down and saw that Artemis was shaking. Afraid that he was poisioned, she ran to him and saw that he was shaking in laughter. That made her mad. She started exploding words out of her mouth that she had never thought that she would have to say in such a loud, hurtful manner. “ARE YOU CRAZY! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO EAT ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE!” Tears started to pour out of her eyes. “You can go know,” she said with tears still pouring out of her eyes. Then she ran up the stairs and started to cry harder.

Candie’s POV



I woke up this morning to wake Artemis up. You should have seen his hair! It was so funny. I went down and answered his questions. That was when I started to laugh. He didn’t realize that I was laughing at him. He started to blush and smoothed his hair back. Then I finally answered his questions.

"I am Candie. You were my friend when we were ten. I don’t know how I fooled you. I didn’t mesmerize Butler. And I am not a fairy. Good enough for you?” I was wondering why Artemis was looking like that. He started to creep me out.

I went up to him and asked,”Are you O.K?” He suddenly roared and I jumped back and ran to my room. Then I finally thought,”Hey, wait a minute. This is my house! How can he scare me?” I walked back down and I saw that Artemis was shaking. I was afraid that he was poisened, so I ran to him. Then I saw that he was shaking in laughter. I got so angry, I started to say words that I never thought that I would say in such a loud, hurtful manner.

“ARE YOU CRAZY! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO EAT ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE!" Tears started to pour out of my eyes. “You can go know,”I said.
I ran up to my room and cried harder. I thought,”Does he hate me that much? He was my only friend! He was the only one nice to me.(Imagine Artemis Fowl as a ten year old being nice) Everybody else teased me. Artemis always found a way to cheer me up. Now he hates me. Why does he hate me.” Suddenly, the door opened. I think I said the last part out loud.

Artemis’s POV

I wake up because of that insolent girl! I despise her. I must come up with a plan to get out of here. She starts laughing at me. I have no idea why. Then I realized that she was laughing at my hair. I blushed and tried to make my hair neat. Then she got serious. She told me the answers to my questions. I did not answer her. Instead, I roared and she ran to her room. She came back. I was shaking in laughter. She must have thought I was poisened because when I saw her face, she looked worried. When she realized I was shaking in laughter, she got mad and stated yelling at me. Then she said that I could leave. She ran to her room crying. She left me quite confused.

No one's POV


Artemis Fowl burst into the girl’s room. He looked at her and saw that she had cried even harder. When he went in, she saw him and started to throw stuff at him. She threw pillows, toy cars(they were her brothers. She took them when he threw them at her), stuffed animal, anything she could lay her hands on. What she did not realize was that Artemis had back out of the room. When she ran out of things to throw at him, she just sat there. He went into her room and she yelled at him. She said,”GET OUT! GET OUT! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU! YOU! YOU!” She started to cry again. Artemis tried to solace her.

”Why haven’t you gone home yet?”
“How could I after I hurt a girls feelings? I would not be a gentleman.”(As if.)
”Do you remember me?”
“No” was all he could say. After all of those exciting adventures, he had forgotten all about her.

“Oh.” was all Candie could say.
Artemis thought about telling her about the fairies, but thought better of it. “Are you all right?” he asked her when she looked sad.
“No.”
“What can I do to make you feel beter?”he asked.
“You can make me feel better if you stand a little to the left.”
"What are you planning to do?” asked Artemis. He started to get suspicious.
“Nothing.” Then she hit him with her pillow and he fell backwards.

“WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!?!”he yelled.
“It was revenge. Did you think that I would let you off that easily? If you don’t go now, you will have to stay here again.”
“ Why?” “The house is going to be locked in 5,4,3,2,1,0. You have to stay here over night again. You just had to keep on talking, didn’t you?”

Then they both heard sombody come up the stairs. “Oh no.”
"What is wrong?”
” It is my two little brothers. If they try….”
"Hey sis! Why is there a boy in your room?”
They both looked at Artemis. Then they started to smile. “You have a boyfriend. Don’t ya sis? What until we tell Mom.”

”Hey, Mom! Candie has a boyfriend, and he is in her room right now!” They heard footsteps come up the stairs.
”Candie!”
“You two are so going to get it.”
“Candie! What did I tell you!”
“Excuse me miss. Candie told me to leave and I did not listen to her. I am merely her friend. Please do not punish her.”
“Well, if that is the case, you will not be punished. You do know that he will have to leave tomorrow.”
“Thank you miss.”
“He has such nice manners too!” Candie rolled her eyes.

You see, I was running out of ideas. So, I came up with this ending a long time ago.

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This is really bad! Artemis was kidnapped last night! When my mom let me out of the house, I went over to Fowl Manor. Butler and Juilet nearly killed me. I told them Artemis has been kidnapped and they stopped. Then, they told me to be quiet and get in the car. Then, they called Holly and told here to come right away. They also told her to be human. I had no idea what that meant.

It turned out that Foaly took Artemis from the house so Artemis could help him with his inventions! After all Holly did. You wouldn’t believe what Holly did to Foaly after that.

THE END!!!

cute.

*coughcoughwowthatwascoughcoughbadcough*

Why post it if it's no good?

*glares at Ritsuka.*

*looks over*

What?

Be nice!

*shrugs*

She said she wrote it when she was 11. If she knew it wasn't going to be good, she could have BETA'd it or not posted it at all.

*sighs*

I posted this for a reason. Of course I knew it would be horrible. Either I posted this or choose the other choice.

What other choice? Because it's looking pretty good right about now.