Purple Passion

One day Orville's class was given an assignment and they had to choose a word or words to research. Orville realized that it was due one day, so he asked his friend for help.

"Hakeem, could you give me an easy word to present?" Orville asked.

"Yeah I suppose I can, but I'm not sure you want to use it."

"I don't mind. Tell me, please."

"Okay," Hakeem said, "the word is purple passion."

"I'll use it, thanks." And they went off to class. When Orville was called up, he said, "My word is purple passion."

The teacher gasped and asked, "What did you say?"

So Orville replied, "Purple passion."

"Go to the principal's office right now!"

Orville went and the principal asked, "What are you in here for?"

So Orville replied, I don't know, all I said was purple passion."

The principal gasped and said, "Get out of my school right now! You're expelled!"

Orville went home and his parents asked, "Why are you home early?"

So Orville replied, "I was presenting and the word I chose was purple passion."

His parents gasped and said, "Get out of this house right now!"

"What does purple passion mean?"

"Out!"

When Orville went out, it started to rain, so he decided to take the bus. When Orville got on, the bus driver asked, "What are you doing out here in the cold rain?"

So Orville sighed and said, "I used the word purple passion at my house."

The bus driver gasped and said, "Get off of my bus!"

"Can you please tell me what purple passion means?" Orville asked.

"Get off of my bus or I'll call the cops!"

Orville got off and found a bench to sit on. A man went up to him and asked, "What are you out here for?"

Orville sighed and said, "If I tell you, will you promise not to get mad?"

The man answered, "Of course I won't, now tell me."

So Orville told the man about everything, getting kicked out of school, his home, the bus, all for saying purple passion. When Orville was finished, he asked, "Do you know what purple passion means?"

The man answered, "No, but that old man across the street does."

So Orville stood up and ran right into the street and BAM! He got hit by a car and died.
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Whose heard of that story before? It's an anger story. The reader usually says," What does purple passion mean?!

Yeah. i don't get it.... but neat story. (The end was sad though)

There was supposed to have a moral. And it should have made you mad.
The moral was to LOOK BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET.

Ok that's a good moral..but what has it to do with purple passion? Does it even mean anything?

I'm just going to take a crack at this..

Is he so passionate to learn what purple passion means that he died trying to figure it out?

Blech, my brain isn't working. But I still liked it.

Does it mean anything? Hold on let me check.... *goes on Webster's online dictionary* Nope!

I just noticed that the topic title is in purple. Coolio.

Hooray for BP for noticing the title color!

Lol GMG.

Hmm, now I really want to now what purple passion means. That was a really good story! I'm definelty going to be thinking about that for the rest of the day now.