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Post by 2bAgen. on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:51 pm

The guy goes into the hospital and says to the doctor. "You called me. What are the results?"
The Doctor said, "We have bad news and very bad news from the test."
"What's the bad news?" the guy asks.
"You only have 24 hours to live"
"What! What's the very bad news? What is worse than THAT!"
The doctor sighed and replied, "We've been trying to contact you since yesterday morning."


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Post by Moonlite Knight on Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:28 pm

Lol, fuuny! lol!

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Post by Sofie on Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:37 pm

Uh-oh Very Happy

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Post by 2bAgen. on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:49 pm

The guy was so shocked to here the news he fainted and went into a coma for forty days.

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Post by Hazel on Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:16 am

Hahahaha this is really funny Laughing

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Post by BPahl88 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:38 am

That's hilarious, and yet, sad in a way. LOL!!! Crying or Very sad
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Post by Artemis F. on Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:52 am

That is hilarious. ^.^ I have a twisted sense of humor...

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Post by Broken Heart on Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:04 pm

I agree with Artemis, thats very funny!!!
But sad and depressing at the same time.

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Post by xStarr_x3 on Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:43 pm

That's hilarious. I've heard it before though.

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Re: Bad news and VERY bad news

Post by jade on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:28 pm

Ouch! That is Harsh. For the guy. For me, it was hilarious.
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Re: Bad news and VERY bad news

Post by Moonlite Squire on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:48 am

LOL!!!

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Re: Bad news and VERY bad news

Post by Italin15 on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:06 pm

Thats really bad and sucks really badly but you know if that happened to you you wouldnt be to happy and wouldnt do that. jk jk jk lol . its funny in a way Razz

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