Artemis Fowl - The Doughnut Dilemna

by **017350** on Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:22 pm

A/N: This is just a quick drabble I wrote because there was nothing else to do. This is an Artemis Fowl FanFiction. Remember, RR&R (Read, Rate and Review)!

Myles and Beckett sneaked down the stairs. It was Saturday. That meant doughnut day at Fowl Manor. Every morning, Angelina Fowl would get up bright and early, and went to Krispy Kremes and bought two dozen doughnuts. It was always the best breakfast of the week. Even Artemis enjoyed it. Who didn’t enjoy doughnuts? Myles and Beckett tiptoed to the kitchen, only to find that everyone else was already there and eating. There was only one doughnut left!

Myles and Beckett dashed for the table, both wanting that last doughnut. Myles dove for it. He almost had it within his grasp, when Beckett purpously bumped the table, hard. Myles fell off the table while Beckett made a dive towards the doughnut. Suddenly, the doughnut was gone. They looked up and saw a grinning Artemis with the last doughnut in his hand. He swallowed it in one gulp. “Delicious,” he said, still grinning.

Myles and Beckett stared in disgust. Then, they walked quietly to the fridge. They both looked at the endless rows of healthy foods. Wait! But what was that on the bottom shelf! The words Krispy Kreme were printed in big red shining letter on the side. They were doughnuts!

Within two minutes, all that was left of the doughnuts were a few crumbs. Myles and Beckett were at the table, moaning and groanong about how much their stomachs hurt. “I think I’ve had enough doughnuts to last a lifetime,” moaned Beckett. They had each had six doughnuts. Along with about fifty glasses of milk. “Even Butler couldn’t eat this much!” groaned Myles. They spent the rest of the morning in the restroom, making deposits in the toilet.