Really weird song lyrics

So. You see them everywhere, and if you don't, your music taste is boring, lol.
They make you stop and think. They make you wonder. They make you go wtf.
Weird, weird songlyrics. Got any weirdness to share?
Let's laugh at the odd lyrics of the world, people!

To start it off, here's Penelope by of Montreal!

Penelope, shoot the apple off my head
I need to go to the store to get some sleep
Because I've run out of sleep
The rowboat came so David stopped arguing with a mime
And waved his arms like wheat
But when he tried to speak, the Prince of Plum
Fell through the roof of his mouth
And handed David an envelope
Inside was a letter that read
"Sir, you were given this envelope by mistake
Please disregard it"
Nicolynn, shoot the candle off my head
I need to go to the store to get some beets
To rub all over my feet
Andy's joke reminded Gerard
That his sloth balloon was owned by Turkish moths
Gerard's Lebanese boss had sent him out on business
Giving his word that he would keep it
Looked in the safe but it was all deceit
Because once he had the sloth balloon
He traded it to the moths for a lithograph
Of "Lady Lamenting on a Lawn Chair"
What interested Balabanoba was building
Complicated French machines
Designed to better enjoy the duchess, and she him
He helps her in the stirrups
Then he straps himself in
They spend their days in heights of ecstasy
But wait, why then does she look so sad?
Why is her countenance so glum?
Does she tire of mechanical hands
Or is she pining for the fair Prince of Plum?
Lulubird, shoot the doorbell off my head
I need to go to the store to get some treats
For Gothe, Becket, and Keates
The characters of the Gay Parade
Formed a boys choir with Static and the Red King
But whenever they sing, all postal workers
Simultaneously whisper to themselves the word "calendar"
Calendar

Here, I got a few.

Whos in the forest strolling?
The birds and the bees sing, Momiji
The frogs in the pond are calling
Momiji, yes, it's true

The trees raise their leaves together
Who needs the sun when we've got you?

Whos in the forest strolling,
the birds and the bees sing Momiji

They're from an anime called Fruit's Basket. A kid named Momiji made it up.

Ok i wouldn't call them weird but that is only because I wrote the song but everyone else I have let read them say they are.

Love is knowin you're beside me
And knowin I can tell you anything.
Love is hearing your voice
And knowin I can trust you.

Awwww! Cute!

Wow, those aren't very weird. Here's a song that I don't understand

'Cause it's nine in the afternoon and
Your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
When it's nine in the Afternoon

Your eyes are size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good

Back to the street
Down to our feet
Losing the feeling of feeling unique
Do you know what I mean?!

Back to the place
Where we used to say
Man it feels good to feel this way
Now I know what I mean

Back to the street, back to the place
Back to the room where it all began
Hey!
Back to the room where it all began

I think that this song has weird lyrics

Ahah, while we're on the subject of Panic, how 'bout The Piano Know Something I Don't Know?

I won't cut my beard and I won't change my hair
It grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere
My hair, my hair

If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse
I'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf
Of course, of course, of course

She's the smoke
She's dancin' fancy pirouettes
Swan diving off of the deep end
Of my tragic cigarette
She's steam
Laughing on the windowpanes
The never-ending swaying haze
Oh, that ever smiling maze
Oh, that ever smiling maze
Ballet

Everything's gone missing
I've lost more songs to floods
I can't prove this makes any sense but
I sure hope that it does
Perhaps
I was born with curiosity
The likes of those of old crows
The likes of those of old crows

And oh, how the piano knows
The piano knows something
I don't know

I won't cut my beard and I won't change my hair
It grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere
My hair, my hair

If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse
I'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf
Of course, of course, of course
Of course, of course, of course
Of course, of course, of course

Of course



That's... Pretty odd O___o Lol x'P

Artemis F. wrote:Here, I got a few.

Whos in the forest strolling?
The birds and the bees sing, Momiji
The frogs in the pond are calling
Momiji, yes, it's true

The trees raise their leaves together
Who needs the sun when we've got you?

Whos in the forest strolling,
the birds and the bees sing Momiji

They're from an anime called Fruit's Basket. A kid named Momiji made it up.

But then again, everything can be explained by the fact that it's Momiji.

Here's a translation of a Swedish song:

"We're sitting here in Ventrilo playing some DotA.
We push on and we're owning,
with the opponents we're toying.
We're sitting here in Ventrilo playing some DotA.
Running around creeping,
the opponents we're sleeping."

it says that for 3 minutes. its called dotA

Hahaha, should've known you'd post that one Darklady....I definetly like it in Swedish better

Here's a hindi song that has werid lyrics, I think. It's called Dhoom again, Dhoom means uproar, or big impact, and Dhoom Machale means to make a big noise, or just basically freak out. I think this song is werid.

Dhoom again and run away with me on a roller coaster ride
Dhoom again and see your wildest dreams slowly come alive
Dhoom again we gotta break the rules and party all the time
Dhoom again we gotta steal the show you know that ain't no crime

So steal all that you can
The magic you began
Let's shout! Break out!
Come on once again let's hear it

Dhoom Machale

Once more come on you people

Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoooooom

Dhoom again and feel the beat of the rythm-rythm of the night
Dhoom again and hear the voices calling creatures of the night
Dhoom again and see the shadows dancin' in the pale moonlight
Dhoom again and feel your heartbeat pumpin' now the time is right

So go walk out the door
Get down get on the floor
Let's shout! Break out!
Come on once again let's hear it

Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoooooom

And when love comes your way
You'll know it's here to stay
You'll steal the chance cause you're the thief of hearts yeah
You'll win with just a glance walk away with your romance
There's no more there's no backin' out now

Dhoom again and make the whole world crazy set your spirit free
Dhoom again and take a break right now come celebrate with me
Dhoom again cause all I wanna do is steal the show somehow
Dhoom again cause all I wanna say is hey the time is now

Let nothing getcha' down
Go out and paint the town

Let's shout! Break out!

Come on once again let's here it

Dhoom machale

wow. Everyone who wrote down Panic at the Disco lyrics, its ok, I dont get some of the lyrics either. I dont think you are supposed to. That is just the way Panic is. You only get like half of the lyrics. They dont make sense, but the songs are still awesome.

More Panic at the Disco!!! They have the strangest lyrics!

Do you know what I'm seeing?

Clouds are marching along, singing a song, just like they do.
If the clouds were singing a song, I'd sing along, wouldn't you too?
If you just knew what they could do.
Oh, if you just knew, what would they do?
And if the birds are just hollow words flying along, singing a song,
What would they do?
If they just knew what they could do.
Oh, if they just knew.

I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
No, it never gave a dang about me.

I know it's mad, but if I go to hell
Will you come with me or just leave?
I know it's mad, but if the world were ending
Would you kiss me or just leave me?
Just leave me?

Clouds are singing a song, marching along, just like they do.
If the clouds were playing a song, I'd play along, wouldn't you too?
If you just knew what they could do.
Oh, if you just knew, what would they do?
And if words are just hollow birds, flying along, singing a song,
What would they do?
If they just knew what we could do.
Oh, if they just knew.

I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
No, it never gave a dang about me.

I know it's mad, but if I go to hell (I know it's mad)
Will you come with me or just leave?
I know it's mad, but if the world were ending (I know it's mad)
Would you kiss me or just leave me?
Just leave me?

I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather,
And it never gave a dang about me.
I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather, (I know it's sad)
And it never gave a dang about me.
I know it's sad that I never gave a dang about the weather, (I know it's so, so sad)
And it never gave a dang about me.
No, it never gave a dang about me. (so, so sad)

(Go on)

Innocence
Sunk the glow and drowned in covers
Send for all your absent lovers things

Sheepish wolves
Looking lived-in, eating buttons
Wink, just don't put your teeth on me

(Go on)

Accidents
Let the evening in the back door
Filled the room
Ceiling to the floor

Beat backbones
Grazed the poem and made it strange
I wasn't born to be a skeleton

(Go on)

Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera
Go on, film the world before it happens
Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera
Go on, film the world before it happens

(Go on)

Jealous orchard
The sky is falling off the ceiling
While I'm tucking fibs into a cookie jar

{Bombed} reverie
It's useless searching in the cupboards
When everything you have is on your back

(Go on)
Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera
Go on, film the world before it happens
[x2]

Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera
Go on, film the world before it happens
(Go on)
Film the world before it happens
Film the world before it happens
Film the world before it happens

I love Panic at the Disco. Their randomness is awesome. The lyrics are weird, but I dont care whether I understand them or not.

Wow!

The man in the bathroom keeps on taking my photograph
While telling me that bugs don't like music
I trained him up to answer my telephone
But he always runs when I try to plug him in

I watched a pink lady attacking an elephant
She's got a solider on her finger
He shoots me while I'm in my underwear
I can't sleep because he always wants to talk



That's more of Montreal lyrics. <3