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The Kitty Song

Post by Holleh on Sat May 22, 2010 11:08 pm

Okay so... xD Please don't take this seriously. It's just a random song. It wasn't meant to be "good" or anything; I know it sounds retarded. Just posting it because I figure some people might get a kick out of it. Actually, there is a bit of a story behind it...
So Tim and I were talking one day. I forget the day, but it wasn't too too long ago. So he wanted a topic to write a song about or something and I told him to write a song about kitties. And he was all like "No" and bleh. I tried to persuade him, but alas, came to no avail. So, I took it upon myself to write one. And Starr wrote the complement song, which is about dogs. xD And I will have to make Tim write a song about an animal soon.
So, without further ado... The Kitty Song. xD Oh, and it's two full pages long on Word so... Read at your own risk. xD

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This is
This is
This is
The
Kitty
Song!

You know cats
They sleep
All
Day
Long!

Kitty… CATS!
With hats!
And… other stuff!

They have paws
And tails
And claws
(and claws, and claws, and claws)

Because they are
KITTIES
They are
CATS
They are
KITTY CATS

They like to play
Then eat
Then sleep
Sleep the day away

Hey kitty, kitty
NO!
NO!
Put those claws away!

Hey kitty, kitty
I know you want your
Cat nip

But first
Let’s take a trip
TO KITTY LAND

You’re a kitty
So you know
The kitty life
Is the best
You’re a kitty
So you know
YOU’RE BETTER THAN THE REST

Kitty, kitty
Chase your mouse!
Kitty, kitty
Defend this house!

Kitty, kitty
You’re in charge
Kitty, kitty
WATCH OUT
It’s kind of large!

Yeah, kitty
You know what to do
Get those claws out
And show ‘em who is who

Yeah, kitty
Show ‘em what you’re all about
Go kitty,
GET HIM OUT OF THIS HOUSE

Kitty, kitty, kitty
You ain’t afraid of no mouse
Kitty, kitty, kitty
This is your house

But at the end of the day
When you don’t wanna play
And you just wanna stay away
Gosh kitty, what’s the prob?
Yes kitty, it is your job!

Kitties…. Ooooh.
They got the fur
The tail
The paws
With the claws
They got those beady eyes
And a soft underbelly
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew

Hey, what’s that now?
Time again
Time for cat chow?

And after all that…
You turn in for the day
Curl up in your bed
And hey, nothing’s wrong with that
After all…
You are a cat

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by bibbit on Sat May 22, 2010 11:16 pm

I don't know if I can write an animal song as life-changing as this one. Good job. xD

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by Holleh on Sat May 22, 2010 11:17 pm

...Life-changing? xD

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by Hazel on Sun May 23, 2010 2:15 am

kitty kitty kitty, you ain't afraid of no mouse....LOL I love it. That's my favorite part Razz

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by Holleh on Sun May 23, 2010 5:39 pm

Aha, thank you. xD

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by BPahl88 on Tue May 25, 2010 6:35 am

Was is retarded? Yes. Did I get a kick out of it? YEs. Did I actually enjoy it? Yes. Do I want you to write a song about penguins? Yes. Razz

Too funny. Very Happy Loved it.

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Re: The Kitty Song

Post by Holleh on Tue May 25, 2010 8:12 pm

Oh wow. xD Thanks.

Penguins... Maybe. o:

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