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Rate the Avatar Above You

Sun, 04 May 2008 20:11:37 GMT

This is where you can rate the avatar of the person above you, and tell why.

Puns

Sat, 10 May 2008 01:57:27 GMT

Ok, this is what the rules of this game are: I shall start by posting a few sentences. You have to guess what what the pun is. You can post some of your own too, after youy guess what the first persons are. That is probably not a really good ezplanation, so I shall just give you an example

Example: A naked grizzly is a bare bear.

The answer will always be a Homophone. If you still have qeustions, just pm me or post your question her, and I shall try to explain as best as I can. And ...

Crayons

Sat, 17 May 2008 00:56:25 GMT

I'll take this pink one

amd this pretty blue

then when I'm done

you can use them too

I use creativity

and make something nice

It's a worthwhile activity

so take my advice

Let your thoughts run free

in a torrent of colors

and then you will see

imagination stirs

I'll draw something funny

or something real sweet

like a little bunny

or a bird that goes "tweet"

But whatever I make

wonderful it will be

and much time it will take

just my crayons ...

I got hit by a car.

Wed, 14 May 2008 02:40:00 GMT

Um I got hit by a car. Now I have no memory, well I like know what Ive learned in math and science but I can remember anything about myself, or anyone Ive met. My doctor said I might not get some of my memories back unless I have something that stimulates the memory, so I need you guy's help.If you could help me figure out what kind of a person I am, please tell me what you know about me, that might help me remember stuff.

Dreams

Sat, 17 May 2008 00:52:38 GMT

Of course we all dream

It's just something we do

but why does it seem

that we really need too?

They're thoughts in our heads

that want to be heard

they never lie dead

but fly like a bird

They're our hopes and desires

pushing out of the dark

spinning around like tires

but the car never parks

They're emotions inside

that want to be free

They don't want to hide

they're there to see

Don't try to supress them

because then it'll seem

you'll be sorry you ...

Peonies

Fri, 16 May 2008 22:58:09 GMT

Peonies grow where the hills reach high.

Whites soiled, deep red stains sink into the ground's veins and flow down from the sky. Their steady rhythm succumbs to the hills' pressure and beats slowly into chaos, taking purity with them. The silent trees drink it with an obligation to life.

________________________

It's a half drabble.

Props if you get it.

I don't expect ANYONE to. It was for me.

Though, for a person with a mind like my own, this may help. Clicky

I doubt ...

Poet's United

Sat, 17 May 2008 01:09:56 GMT

Name: Poet's United!

Welcome to Poets United!

Owner(s): Moonlite Knight, Jeberexa

Service: Poem

Cost: 4 Points

How To Go About: Please PM either jeberexa or Moonlite Knight with the format below. (Or leave a post with the format below)

Description: Here you can request poems (for yourself or to give as a gift) using the following format:

Main Theme:

Format: (Rhyming, Meter, etc.)

Any preferences:

Additional Notes:

Service: Poem Advice

Cost: 2 Points

How ...

A Stranger in the City

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:56:59 GMT

Do you see that stranger in the city?

She�s scared and lost, and obviously alone.

Is there no one with a heart and pity,

Who�ll help that child as though she was their own?

No one knows her, nor do they really care.

You see, they�ve all got worries of their own,

They follow the system and do not dare

To rebel for one who was not here born.

She blunders on, hoping they will help her

But they turn their faces when she approaches

One would think she had committed murder,

The ...

1000!

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:50:15 GMT

Well, this is spam, so feel free to say whatever ya want!

You might have seen these threads before? Basically, we just see if we can get to 1000 posts!

More PM Space!

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:26:56 GMT

Now, instead of 50 messages in the Inbox, you're PM Inbox can now hold 99 messages! That's almost 100% more PM space!

-017350

Volunteering Help

Fri, 16 May 2008 05:15:48 GMT

I would help humans, because lots of people can't afford things that are on our daily schedule. I also think that HUMANS NEED LOTSA MENTAL EXCERSISE!!

Thank you and have a nice day.

All for Money!

Sun, 11 May 2008 05:15:01 GMT

Please don't quarrel about grammar. I re-read it several times but I'm not sure if it's now completly correct. English isn't my first language.

All for Money!

By Bradford Nathan Jesus Pirate Apple Killerguitar

"Could you just be quiet?", Faruk hisses to the women in the black suit next to him. He is so

pissed. The whole night she was talking, talking, talking. He really needs the quietness of an

empty room to open a safe. In all the years the ***** things got more and more complicated. ...

Wing of an Angel

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:56:17 GMT

Hello. I have come up with a mini-story for anyone who will read it. It is about a young boy named Bran who was born with two magnifisant black-wings. He lives on an island off the coast of Scottland where him and a few other boys and girls born with strange apendages live. They go to a normal school, yet know nothing of the outside world until a human-newspaper makes it's way to their homley little island. On it's cover, there is another boy by the name of Aimirgin with two white-wings who has ...

BlackOpal's thread of unfinished works. :D

Thu, 08 May 2008 21:51:31 GMT

Haha, thanks to the admins for making this forum.

I thought that I should post something.

It's an AF fanfiction, but not done enough to post in the AF fanfiction thread.

It's just an idea. The writing is silly and not my best.

Opal Koboi is an anagram of Paoli book. Paoli wrote about the Mafia. His father was killed by the mafia.

Basically what happens if Artemis IS insane.

After all, most of the great geniuses of the world were somewhat crazy.

_____________________________________________

In ...

Boredom

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:22:26 GMT

Boredom Teaches

by Seth Wreckage

I am betting that I will be fine

Boredom taught me how to draw a line

I am waiting for the earth to cry

Boredom taught me how to wonder why

I am trying hard to rise above

Boredom taught me happy songs ate love

I am sure that I will be your friend

Boredom taught me this is not the end

I am running for denial now

Boredom taught me what and when and how

I am sick of war and fights and strife

Boredom taught me how to take a life

Because ...

HA HA....

Fri, 16 May 2008 00:19:05 GMT

Sometimes when i go outside

people point and laugh and say hee! hee!

i don't look at them with the sigh

but get in a grummpy mood and say hi!!!

I walk all the way past a crowd

with all the faces staring at me

i don't feel sad or mad!

I don't even feel bad!!

i walk past a gorcery store,

while all the people run out like theres a show.

I think its not fair to have purple hair.

I like it when see people me,

it dosent make me feel like their mean!!

Nature's Sky

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:59:07 GMT

Nature�s Sky,

All around, dominating the above,

Its ultimate majestic glory,

From every vulture to dove.

The dominant species

Of the grand old sky,

Is for sure the ancient birds,

Who always fly so high.

The sky is where the weather starts,

From every storm and rain.

The blizzards, thunder, and the wind,

All reside in Sky�s domain.

The sky is where the heavens are,

Or so some people believe.

A gigantic source of mystery,

And for some, eternal glee.

Nature�s ...

My fish died

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:06:37 GMT

I had a betta fish named vadar.But on may 14th late at night he died. It happend at my cousins house.I loved vadar. The only reason he wasn't flushed down the tiolet was because my 5 year old cousin threw a fit.She was crying and crying!So right now vadar is buried underground.

Destined to Die Tomorrow

Thu, 08 May 2008 02:10:48 GMT

If I were destined to die tomorrow

I would not wish you there right by my side

For I could not bear to see your sorrow,

And by then you�d have known that I had lied.

Each time you asked how I felt, I�d say fine.

I did not want you to worry for me.

I was ill, but content, for you were just mine,

And I wished, next week, that�s how you�d still be.

I know that it�s selfish to think that way,

But even so, I don�t want you to go,

No more than you want to say to me bye,

I ...

Never Fall In Love

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:52:10 GMT

I hope that I never fall in love,

If I am only destined to lose it.

May no one ever make me laugh

If I am marked to only blow it.

But still you came with your gorgeous smile

And I was unable to with stand it.

I went on that forbidden journey,

And now I can barley stand it.

Your memories haunt me day and night,

I wonder how you did it.

What is it about you that holds me

So tight that I can�t escape it.

I wish that I never fell in love

For I love you more than life ...

Thank You Admins!

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:12:06 GMT

I don't know about you, but I think 017350 and harrygz deserve a round of applause. I know this website has changed my life, and I'm sure other users as well. They have given us a place to freely express our writing without worry of being harshly judged, a place to receive feedback, and make cyber-friends.

I also would like to thank OliviaofBolivia as our new admin.

Not to mention, Writers Club Forum is now 10th on the forummotion list!

Freckles and Moles: A Myth

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:13:04 GMT

Along time ago, no one in the world had freckles. Fashion was very limited, and surprisingly, people looked a lot alike without them. One day, a baby was born by Queen Altheda, queen of Sparta. This baby had many freckles all over his body. The Spartan people believed he was cursed, but the queen thought otherwise. She pronounced that freckles were the new fashion. Zeus Almighty heard her announcement and blessed a few babies born that year with freckles. They became the star of the fashion ...

Poetry Contest

Wed, 14 May 2008 22:54:34 GMT

Has anyone ever visited www.poeticpower.com. You can enter contests where 40% of poems are published and put into an anthology. You can see the rules and contest dates here:

http://www.poeticpower.com/Contest.htm

Untitled as of yet...

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:51:06 GMT

I'm at a loss as to what to call this. It was originally an in-class essay for school called 'God hates me', but I'm expanding and altering it at the moment, and the title no longer fits at all. If you're going to read through, be aware that there will be romance, propably a little blood, and quite possibly some swearing. But all in all it's a friendly story- As in less angsting then I usually do, and sudden deaths are unlikely. I don't really have a clearly planned plot, but it might turn up. ...

Nature's Forest

Wed, 14 May 2008 22:49:10 GMT

Here's another poem in my series. This is not one of my best-especially verse two. Please give me some advice. Thanks!

Nature�s Forest,

All around, flowing through the air,

Probably the grandest place,

You�ll find most anywhere.

Listen closely to the following,

The screeching of a monkey,

The stable buzz of a hummingbird,

And the whispering of a bee.

Listen to the silent wind,

As it flutters through the trees.

The rain pattering on a trunk,

Stirring up a jungle ...

One tip to stop writers block

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:41:36 GMT

I got this tip from my favorite fanfiction author of all time. It's really simple (not for me.) You just have to be really hungry when you are ready to type a story so you dont get to relaxed. Hope this helps.

Shel Silverstein

Wed, 14 May 2008 22:35:41 GMT

I'm surprised nobody's posted a topic on him since we're always talking about him!

Silverstein is a great author with a very vivid imagination. I highly recommend reading his books!

Drabble, drabble!!

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:09:06 GMT

And here we see the invisible boy

In his lovely invisible house,

Feeding a peice of invisible cheese

To a little invisible mouse.

Oh, what a beautiful picture to see!

Will you draw an invisible picture for me?

-Shel Silverstein

I hate say hi

Mon, 12 May 2008 09:11:29 GMT

I do, but since really no-one knows me here I should do.

So, hey, I'm Brad, Bradford Nathan Jesus Pirate Apple Killerguitar. I found this site on forumotion.com. Looks like a good site, huh? Well, I posted some of my work but it seems like I can't post all. I'm 19, but most of my stories are nothing for underaged people.

I guess that's enough for the beginning.

A Tribute To My Good Friend

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:19:29 GMT

My mom has a friend that had a boy she had watched for a couple years now who was Autistic. His name was Dillan. He couldn't talk that well, but she took care of him anyway. He was a huge Packers fan. I wrote this poem for him:

Dillan

Soft brown hair

Sweet, loving care

A brightly-lit smile

You could see a mile

Autistic and sick,

But not one to pick

A brother, a friend

A kid to the end

With a halo of gold

Only 19 years old

And white angel wings,

The chorus sings.

...

It's the idiot with a crayon!

Mon, 12 May 2008 05:42:32 GMT

Hello!! Okay, I know what the people who know me are like. "Oh no. It's him" Just be glad I'm not /b/. Anyway, this forum looks exciting. I'm surprised I haven't heard about it until recently. Okay, this is my background.

My name is Dr. GoMulchGo.

I am a survivor living in Old Haven city.

Nothing went the way it was supposed to.

There were 6 billion fairies under Earth when the revolution hit.

I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies.

If there is anyone out ...

Tests

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:36:35 GMT

I never realized that I didn't post this poem here. I wrote it kinda a while ago.....

Oh do I really hate tests

but teachers seem to like them the best

I study hard but to no avail

because I always happen to fail

They're never quite fair

but teachers don't care

They say they are doing their job

They have no mercy as students sob

I study all night

In hope that I might

recieve an A or B

but then a suprise is thrown at me

A question I don't know

I start to ...

Orange

Sun, 11 May 2008 05:20:12 GMT

No comments

Orange

By Bradford Nathan Jesus Pirate Apple Killerguitar

Take a second or take two,

Go outside and make them scream at you,

Is there something I should know,

Is there something we should know,

Take a second or take two,

Go outside and make them scream at you,

World's a crazy place and you know that,

I hate that shadows following me,

I hate the shapes of good and wrong,

World's a crazy place and I know that,

Drunks in city and thats good,

Dead ...

Site with funny pics and videos

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:08:52 GMT

Most of the things are english, there are some german labelled pictures, but the rest is also hilarious! Check it out!

http://www.gerede.org/STUFF/

Example:

What KFC really means, or why some people have some strange dreams!

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:06:10 GMT

okay, Kody (a friend of me)sent me a quote from soadfans and I wanted to know all of it, so I got the link .

The whole thing is from the nice "SOAD Dream Journal" and was written by dear Bounce! (I fucking love her dreams, she should write a book about them, would earn millions!) But that one really kicked butt! Guys, here comes the whole post:

[...]

Well I had a...different dream last night. Serj gave me a few

life-lessons. [WARNING: LANGUAGE!!! SEXUALITY!!! GRAPHIC CONTENT!!!]

I ...

Lowthar's Blade

Tue, 13 May 2008 03:42:12 GMT

Has anyone ever read the Lowthar's Blade series? http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14730000/14737922.JPG

It's a very good series(well at least I think it is), even though it is a short series and the books don't have many pages. There are about 130 pages in each book. Actually, it is more of a trilogy than a series, but you get the point... It's good. Oh and it's by R.L. Lafevers.

Report an Abuse

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:46:13 GMT

I have a feeling we're going to be getting a bunch of spammy users. Just a bunch of friends I know are spammy. So if you see anyone being spammy, or posting any repulsive content or braking the forum rules, just go to the bottom of the page, and click the "Report an Abuse" button. That's all.

-017350

P.S. To see if thos actually works, could some of you guys just report this post here? Thanks.

1# - Hot Air Balloon

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:30:41 GMT

The Scenario: You are in a hot air balloon with several other people. You're running out of hot air, and you're going to crash unless you throw someone overboard. The question is: "Who to throw?" You have a certain occupation. Using your reasoning skills, you have to convince the other passengers why they need someone of your occupation, and to not throw you overboard. You may choose your occupation from the list below.

Jobs: (The ones in italic are taken)

Clown

Farmer

Preist - ...

forest

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:54:18 GMT

Forests are filled with cheatahs and bears.

Also they have lots of birds and hares.

There's definitly danger all around.

And there's lots of paths that go round and round.

A Northern Light

Tue, 13 May 2008 13:44:00 GMT

This book is for more sophisticated readers. Its by Jennifer Donnelly, its based in 1906. A murder mystery. I can't put this book down, I highly recommend it!!!

Hilarious with a little vulgar

Mon, 12 May 2008 06:13:34 GMT

This is just a little something I threw together. It's pointless, so I put it in here.

Mulch: (sneaks into Opal�s luxury shuttle)

Scant: I�m hungry

Opal: Shut up, idiot!

Merv: I�m hungry too. Let�s go make a sandwich.

Brill brothers: (turns around and spots Mulch)

Snake: (exclaimation point goes over his head and hides under box)

Brill brothers: Opal!

Opal: Shut up, idiots! And address me as Miss Koboi!

Scant: There�s a dwarf in here.

Mulch: ...

Memories

Sun, 11 May 2008 22:26:10 GMT

I live forever, but how can that be

when there's no such thing

as immortality?

But of course you are wrong

if you really think so

I've lived for so long

many things do I know

I mess with your thoughts,

your feelings inside,

but I'm never caught

In you I reside

I can be short or long,

meaningful or not,

a picture or song,

a little or lot

Please don't forget me

I'm important to you

the more that you see

the more forgetting you do

In everything ...

Making Fun of Homework

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:22:54 GMT

Here's a link that has a really funny poem about homework. If you're ready to fling our assigments out the window, then you should definetly read this poem by Jack Prelutsky http://www.rajeun.net/index5.html

My 6th grade teacher told us it, but I forgot all about until I acidenlty found it a few days ago. I thinks it's really funny.

Riddles

Sat, 10 May 2008 02:09:21 GMT

I love riddles, so I'm going to start a riddle game The rules are really simple. The first person asks a riddle, and the person who answers correctly can ask their own riddle! The only rules are please, please, please do not look up the answer on the internet, and please no offensive or inapporpraite riddles. Thank you.

I shall start:

Adam had none, Eve had two, everyone else nowadays has three. What is it?

Gallery

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:10:06 GMT

I've created a gallery for this forum! It's only for posting pictures of yourself... If you want to. Here's the link:

http://writersclubforum.lightbb.com/gallery/index.htm

Which Kingdom do YOU want to be in?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:24:54 GMT

Which kingdom do you want to be in? Dark, Light, or Silver? Before you decide to join, just make sure your Character Sheet (Can be found in your profile) is activated. Here are the Choices:

Kingdom of Darkness Ruler: Hazel

Kingdom of Light Ruler: harrygz

Kingdom of Silver Ruler: 017350 (Omicron)

The Universal Mary-Sue/Gary-Stue Litmus test

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:15:26 GMT

This is, IMHO, the best Litmust test around. It is easy to take, not too harsh and not too forgiving. There's a few key points missing, but it covers almost everything.

This is a must-do for any writer who has invented an Original Character, a Fan Character or an RP Character.

Clicks.

Writers Club Banner

Sat, 03 May 2008 15:39:38 GMT

I've been working on a Writers Club Banner. But I'm forced to work with one of those cheap softwares, so it might not be that good. Tell me how this looks:

Blood

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:05:28 GMT

This triple-drabble is because I don't buy the "Bella turns into a vampire and everyone lives happily ever after" story.

Nobody is immune to the cravings of a new vampire. Not even (or, especially not) Bella.

________________________

Blood

The haunting, metallic smell fills her nose. She shrieks and turns in the dark room, searching for the source. Her hands are sore from the chains that bind her. But they will not bleed, no matter how hard she tries she can not bring forth ...

Haikus- because who needs a good English mark?

Fri, 09 May 2008 01:21:04 GMT

Well, I'm supposed to be doing my English ISU.

But I wrote some Haikus instead.

And they aren't the typical Haiku (and may even break a rule or two, I'm not sure) but they are, at the very least, Haiku-ish.

They are procrastination Haikus. So I'm not sure what quality they are.

I'll just put the subject matter as the title on each one.

_______________________________________________

Haikus

On Literature

Unfolding softly

Across hidden, fertile snow

Spilling its own ...